This certainly qualifies as Advertainment.

Stolen from Sal,

Your Linguistic Profile:

55% General American English

40% Yankee

5% Upper Midwestern

0% Dixie

0% Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

Who woulda guessed, eh?

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