Unicorn You scored 40% Esotericism, 28% Power, and 4% Malevolence!

The unicorn is a legendary animal. It is usually portrayed as a slender, white horse with a spiraling horn on its forehead, although its appearance and behavior differs, depending on the location. In the west it was usually considered wild and untamable, while in the Orient it was peaceful, meek and thought to be the bringer of good luck. There it is usually depicted as a goat-like creature, with cloven hooves and a beard. In Japan it is called Kirin, and in China Ki-lin. The word "unicorn" is based on the Hebrew word re'em ("horned animal"), in early versions of the Old Testament translated as "monokeros", meaning "one horn", which became "unicorn" in English. The creature is possibly based on the rhinoceros or the narwhal, a marine creature with one horn.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 24% on Esotericism You scored higher than 21% on Power You scored higher than 3% on Malevolence

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the Wit (52% dark, 39% spontaneous, 16% vulgar)

your humor style: CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean you're pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat. I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor takes the most effort to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion. Also, you probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 37% on dark You scored higher than 35% on spontaneous You scored higher than 11% on vulgar

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English Genius You scored 92% Beginner, 85% Intermediate, 86% Advanced, and 93% Expert!

You did so extremely well, even I can't find a word to describe your excellence! You have the uncommon intelligence necessary to understand things that most people don't. You have an extensive vocabulary, and you're not afraid to use it properly! Way to go! Thank you so much for taking my test. I hope you enjoyed it! For the complete Answer Key, visit my blog: http://shortredhead78.blogspot.com/.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 36% on Beginner You scored higher than 11% on Intermediate You scored higher than 21% on Advanced You scored higher than 91% on Expert

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To those who know me, is this accurate?

Complete sincerity: You believe in being
straightforward with others, and you expect the
same from them. People would consider you a
good listener, and one who is calm and mostly
serious.


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And on to something a little less serious.

When it comes to Batman, I must admit I have been spoiled rotten. In my childhood, I was initially exposed to Batman in the form of Tim Burton's contribution, Batman. Than I saw Batman Returns, which was an okay sequel as sequels go. But then, then something so wonderful came into the world of Batman, that all other incarnations of Batman would cower and crack. The Animated Series. It get's its own sentence for introduction, it's just that damned good. The animated series has established the archtype of Batman in my mind. Kevin Conroy is THE voice of batman. They could re-dub all the movies with his voice and it would work. Trust me. Mark Hamill is the BEST voice of the Joker. The writing for the series was top notch. None of the villains were overly cliche', the setting was consistent and everything was good. This show poisoned my mind with Batman and innoculated me against the offerings of Joel Sch... sh... Schumacher. I spit at those movies... spit spit spit. The animated series was all the Batman that could sustain me through that dark period. Now we have Batman begins. It's good. Not Animated Series good, but Christopher Nolan pushed the bat reset button and didn't mess up. Applause for him! If I knew nothing of Batman and wanted to see a movie, this movie would have entertained me. As an offering to the pantheon of Batman, it rates somewhere between the Animated Series and Batman Returns, hovering around Batman. Really, Batman and Batman:Begins are very different types of movies. I think I like Batman:Begins more. Yes I do. Why? Because it treated the Batman story with dignity and respect. It may have had some kooky psudoscience, but other than that, it stands on it's own as a new, re-begining of Batman which hopefully can be continued along these same lines. However, if this is the last Batman movie, so be it, at least it was a damned good one.

"Life is hard,
it puts you through changes,
and there's no need to take it personally."

- someone from Berkley on the three Characteristics of Reality.